King Of The Hill Game

You fight to conquer the Hill!

(Example: 1st poster: I walk up the hill and claim it as mine. My Hill! 2nd Poster: I trip you while your walking up the hill and get their before you. My Hill! 3rd Poster: When you reach the top i pop from behind and knock you back tumbling down. My Hill!)

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I sit on top of My Hill drinking wine! My Hill

I dig a tunnel under the hill, sneak up, and push you down the hill!

my hill

I jetpack jump to hell kick u in the nuts and roll you of the hill.

My hill

I smack you with baloney.
My Hill.

I rape you, my hill head headbutt you.
My hill!

I slap you, with a chicken.
You run off screming "Mommy, Mommy!"

My Hill!

I salp you with a bible saying "WORLD SQUARE"
U fall of.

My Hill!

I make you realize the earth is round
You kill yourself
Permanentely my Hill.

Oh boy nice 1!

Allah,Jehova God makes me have life again then I send zombies to rape your head.

Mah Hill!!

The Holy Order Teutonicous thinks you are a demon. They Embark on a crusade to take back the hill. They eventually name me Governor Lord of the Hill.

my hill

I order the Crusaders to come slaughter the Holy Order Crusaders.
My Crusaders win with 1 troop left.

My Hill!!

I start a Jihad to the crusaders!
They take hill while u guys run away.

Mah Hill!!

The jihad guys turn ot to be Martyrs.


my hill.

Your went to the wrong hill.

My Hill.

You are trapped by crazy asian people, you try to feed them SARS but failed.

MAH HILL!

I punch you
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...In the face.
My Hill!

I kick you in the nuts!

My Hill!

You accidentely hit my cashews, not nuts, so i look angrily at you and you quickly flee.

I come back in Chopper and shoot you in the face then I make epic jump from Chopper and kick you from the hill.

Mah Hill BITCH!!

You accidentely miss the hill and fall down with my dummy. I was hiding behind a rock the whole time.

My Hill!

I am a sand-crab, I come from ground and snap u, then I throw you away.

Me Hillio

I step on you.

My Hill