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PostSubject: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:41 am

Frequentely asked questions!
This is from the official flat earth society direct mail.

"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"

No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't let any half-assed believers into heaven.

"What about all those pictures from space, showing that the Earth is round?"

Just more proof that Hollywood is in league with the devil. Charles K. Johnson of the International Flat Earth Society has already demonstrated that every picture of the "Earth" as seen from "space" was faked. In fact, the entire NASA space program is a sham.

How come no airline pilots have ever reported seeing the edges of the Earth?"

Airline pilots are also in league with the devil. This is for your protection. If True Believers were allowed to pilot airliners, many planes would instantly become unmanned during the pre-Tribulation Rapture, thus crashing and killing everybody on board. When crossing the Equator or the Prime Meridian, airline pilots have to make sharp 90-degree turns to follow the square contours of the Earth. They hide this fact by blaming it on "turbulence."

"What can I do in my community to make the heathenous Round-Earthers see the light?"

Show them this webpage. Take out your own bible, and show them Revelation 7:1, Isaiah 11:12, and the two Job passages. If that doesn't convince them, you can use your bible to hit them on top of the head and shout, "Earth square!".

SIEG SQUARE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:56 pm

Your so going to hell you roundy believer!

One Earth, One God, One Square!

SIEG SQUARE!
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:18 am

Oh my god that was hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:18 am

OMG

I got to show this guy I know this!

hes an airline pilot, but Christian (he leads meh bible study).


he would sure have a laugh at this!
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:55 am

Liche wrote:
OMG

I got to show this guy I know this!

hes an airline pilot, but Christian (he leads meh bible study).


he would sure have a laugh at this!

Bah! An Airline pilot is in league with the devil!
Kill the non-believer!
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:23 pm

Kill the Roundy Believers!!

SIEG SQUARE!
For a squared world!!
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:42 pm

Square!?! Square?!? Sounds like your talking about the devil's shape! A Cube!! Everyone KNOWS that the Earth is flat disc on the back of four elephants standing on top of a giant turtle, sex unknown.
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PostSubject: Re: Want to read the FAQ for The Square Earth Society?   Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:22 pm

Giant Floating Brain wrote:
Square!?! Square?!? Sounds like your talking about the devil's shape! A Cube!! Everyone KNOWS that the Earth is flat disc on the back of four elephants standing on top of a giant turtle, sex unknown.

;(
But, i like squares!
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